i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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