i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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