420 ftw
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there were birth control emojis
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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