just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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