why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Text me some of your sweat
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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