some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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