mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He kissed a someone with a penis
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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