this boner is exhausting
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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