yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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