i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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