I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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