Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
