She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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