That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My hand turned me down
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
its liver damage thursday
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
