I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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