Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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