The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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