i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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