CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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