How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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