The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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