I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just saw a hot homeless man
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Come on in and take your pants off
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