Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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