chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I could fuck to npr.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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