Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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