covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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