Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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