No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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