Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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