Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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