So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
