I just made out with a guy for $7.
Can Purell be used as lube?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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