Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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