Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I won't apologize to a one balled man
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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