10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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