But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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