I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?