they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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