Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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