You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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