Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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