i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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