can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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