nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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