Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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