let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
