D3 body, D1 cock
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
soo... how was my night?
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