quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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