doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
