Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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