he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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