3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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