am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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