Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
