how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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