Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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