i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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